Madonna's Gruesome Twosome 7/27/2009 11:00 AM PT

January 10th, 2026 at 8:23 AM

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After dining with boytoy Jesus Luz in London yesterday, Madonna flashed her grotesquely sexy 50-year-old appendages.

Nothing says aging gracefully like an overly worked out pair of monstrously sculpted and bloodcurdling veiny corpse arms.